I filmed one of the weirdest videos last week.
Did you ever think it was possible to dye a black guy’s mustache blond?
My friends Marcus and Ryan called me up last Thursday to do just that.
It starts off with Marcus not wanting to go buy hair dye at shoppers, so instead we decide to use bleach mixed with water. You know the stuff that makes your dirty brown clothes white again? Yeah. Anyway we test it out on Marcus’ arm first, which is full of thick black hair. Unfortunately for me I’m no scientist (only the show girl to put it on his face) and he got some totally weird allergic reaction to the bleach. Then, Ryan’s mom came down with a mystery lotion that supposedly bleaches hair, and we put it on the mustache Marcus had been growing out. I started applying it and Marcus starts screaming. Should’ve looked at the fine print that said the stuff wasn’t supposed to go near your eyes, nose and mouth. Regardless of whiney Marcus, we kept it going for another fifteen minutes. It must’ve burned, because the chemicals smelt like total crap even from a foot away. Things turned out okay for Marcus who seemed to have a bit of a temporary high, and after wiping it off a non-blond mustache. Even though it wasn’t blond it did turn out looking a bit like Cheetos stuck to his face that glistened in the light. Oh, and I forgot to mention we put a bit of the bleach on the top of his short fluffy afro. Priceless.
Since we're such great friends we had a nice photoshoot while Marcus cried in the bathroom in pain.
Too bad we didn't get any pictures of the famous mustache itself.
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